Stoner Talkshow

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“Welcome all you lovely ladies, gentlemen and alien devices! For my guests today I have summoned my secret clan of Oompaloompas. And here they are, finally assembled for you, by moonlight, in this Forest of Mystery! Who is here? Brother Necro. The ghost of Mushroom Girl. The Irish comic John Gleeson. And Shiva, armed with his silent ray-gun… ”

It’s 2002. Several bong-hits ensue. The conversation soon careens around the known and unknown universes: from obscure word definitions to the rites of ancient Sumeria to blowing up a scurrilous tow operator; from Moses’s psychedelic experiences in the desert to Eva Braun’s (hitherto-undiscussed) sexual initiation of SS troops!

Uh oh. You have tuned into an hour of free association talk radio starring philosophy, joy and delirium. Madcap meanderings fueled by some very baked brilliance, the Stoner Talkshow covers miles of hilarious ground. How does it even get from Gynarchy to My stoner porn chicks? Blaze one, grab some munchies and hold on to your synapses, because this is all the NPR wit any toker can handle.”

 

TO LISTEN TO THE STONER TALKSHOW PODCAST, CLICK ON ANY OF THE 40 CLIPS BELOW (from my Scorpiocraft catalog):

Intro. Gynarchy. Fantasies. Guelph. Legal addiction. Glume spikelets. A cypher. Rad Gnostics. In a headshop. Proposition 215. The Velvet Mafia and a flophouse. Rolling up a carpet spliff. Inventing the Weeblebong. I left my bud in Escondido. Jesus was a tripper. Welcoming Mushroom Girl. Spores want to be known. NO Grateful Dead, thanks. The velcro fly hides a mushroom. Atomic Cloud. Death… Awkwardly alone, or glam? Post mortem for my artworks. Peeing off a pyramid. A turd bath. Recruits fucked by Eva Braun. Must break into Buffy’s towing. I’m just a faceless number. Amanita. Elf gardens. Wee man fellatio. Midgets run the Illuminati. Thoth-Hermes-Mercury. Two hookers and a touchdown. Hollywood incantantions. Five Mormon wives. Necronomicon trance. Ishtar FLOP! Tortoise-boinking parties. My stoner porn chicks…

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